Ramona's professor, Montgomery Plymoth was the reason she was a straight A student. Their secret love affair continued until oddly enough her 18th birthday (he likes em' young...)
Monty was unable to join the league due to being a health insurance liability, and the meetings were after 6 p.m., clearly past his bedtime!
Monty, armed with his Empirical Whippin' Beard, have come to drop some Knowledge on Scott's posterior!!!